My future life

Son: Mom, Dad...I got detention.
You: What?! Why?! You're grounded.
Son: I punched a kid.
You: WHAT? You're lucky you only got a detention! If you place one more toe out of line-
Son: BUT THEY SAID HARRY POTTER SUCKED!
You: --MY BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL LITTLE SIRIUS HAGRID ALBUS! THAT MY BOY! Go get your sister Lily Hermione Tonks and we'll go out and celebrate!